Jodi's Chick n' Cross Recipe for DISASTER

2 Cups of “Never raced CX”
1 - 8 oz. can of crushed “Didn’t ride my bike the week prior”
3 Tbsp. of “Never ridden this bike” and a dash of “it’s not even mine, I got it from Christina last night.”
Zest of 2 fresh “this bike does not fit me”
A pinch of “Pain in my right shoulder”
Add “What do you mean there are barriers I have to jump?” and “Maybe I should have started as a CX 4 instead of 3” to taste

Directions: Combine all ingredients and bake for 45 minutes. Yield: Your first ever last place finish.